StarWars vs. Titanic


A friend of mine posted this quite nonsense crap in his Friendster bulletin, anyway, its humor justifies all of it

Reasons why Star Wars is better
than Titanic..

Titanic's big, but it doesn't have
hyperdrive.

Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic
out of the water.

Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom
fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just
marriage bait.

Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an
X-wing?

If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below
decks in a sinking ship, he would use
the Force to get the key.

Han is frozen in carbonite and turned
into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.

Stormtroopers blast big holes in stupid
minor characters; everyone in Titanic
was a stupid minor character.

Titanic morals = gamble, cheat on your
husband, pose nude for pictures,
premarital sex is OK if you're in love,
etc.

Star Wars morals = fight evil, do good,
respect all life even if it's ugly and
slithers, rescue princess, save planet.

Millenium Falcon flies through asteroid
field unscathed...Titanic hits the only
iceberg for miles..

No cool aliens in Titanic. (Well, unless you count
Leo, but he's not cool.)

Emperor Pal[atine's shooting lightning bolts out his
hand is better than a six shooter.

There will never be "Titanic: Special Edition"
Han & Leia make a better couple than Jack &
Rose.

When you see Star Wars you don't need lifeboats
to get out of the theatre due to Leo's death.

Rose would seriously get her ass kicked by Leia.

Titanic finale: Everyone dies. Star Wars finale:
good triumphs, good guys live, bad guys die,
galaxy celebrates.

Star Wars had sequels! And prequels! Can't really
do that with a sunk ship.

We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at
the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We
know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he
strangles people and blows up planets for fun.

George Lucas- period...

May the Force be with you all..