Jesus' PC
-->Mayang sent me this funny forwarded email to me today. However take note of the absolute truth found at the ending. - blueswirls

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better computer programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."


Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckles, "Jesus saves."

Dissatisfied Customer


A while ago, I went to Praise Music kiosk to return the CD I bought yesterday. It is "Top 25" CD which is a compilation of top praise and worship songs. When I bought the CD, I thought that the songs were sung by the original artist of each song instead it was just re-recorded by Maranatha and mind you! The double CD costs 550 pesos. Even "Hillsong Music Double CD" only costs 500 and you get original and intense live recording of Darlene Zschech and her praise and worship team. The CD was far from Hillsong quality that's why I'm quite disappointed.

The saleslady was not the one who at the kiosk yesterday so I need to explain my concerns all over again. Upon hearing, she immediately told me that they cannot exchange the CD with another CD of different artist but only with the same CD. I really "plead" and I told her that I was really frustrated so she asked for my contact details to consult her manager regarding the matter. I just pray that the response would be positive.

By the way, things got more exciting at work. I was given more area-specific tasks and I felt productive at the end of the day thinking that I've done something quite great. I'm still praying to God that I would get more cooperation from the people in my area and to lessesn work complications like delays and unavailability of the equipment. Like I promised to my friends that I will move to their house next month, I decided to stay at my current place. I just felt comfortable in there, with easy access to the mall, hospital, refilling station, laundry and the church most especially.

Home

Let this song be your personal prayer.

Thinking back when we first met
I remember what you said
You said you'd never leave me
I let go of your hand
Built my castle in the sand
But now I'm reachin' out again
And I'm not letting go
Till you

Hold me
Mold me
Sometimes I feel so all alone
See, I gotta find my way back home
So why don't you
Shape me
make me
Wash me whiter than the snow
I gotta find my way
Back home

Master upon my knees i pray
I just want to be the clay
Put your arms around me
Place my life in your hands
Lord, I know I'm just a man
I know you understand
This time I'm not letting go
Till you

Anoint me
Appoint me
Sometimes I feel so alone
See, I gotta find my way back home
So why don't you
Chastise me
Baptize me
Wash me whiter than the snow
I gotta find my way

'Cause I'm lost and alone
I've been wandering
Long enough to know
Humbly I search for you
And I'm not gonna rest
Till you

Choose me
Use me
Sometimes I feel so alone
I'm on my way back home

So why don't you
Direct me
Bless me
Wash me whiter then the snow
I'm on my way
Back home

The Week That Was


Last Thursday, I have decided to go down south in Manila to spend the holy days. Upon arriving, I stopped by an internet café to make the initial draft of my monthly report to be passed on Friday this week.

Tomorrow that day, Good Friday. I attended the 3 o' clock service of my home church in Manila. It was a spirit-filled experience as people of God sang songs of Christ's victory at the Calvary and at the same heart-piercing, cuz in between the seven last words, we were shown with several movie clips from "Passion of the Christ". You cannot help but be moved. Dinner was a luxury as most common fast food chains were closed during that day. My friend Butch and I landed at an elegant Italian restaurant in Eastwood and we went out feeling our stomachs so full as our wallets are empty. :(

By Saturday, some malls were opened. So we have our lunch at a mall near our place in Ortigas. We sang in a videoke booth and that's the reason why I can't speak today. After that we get dressed to go to SM Megamall and watch "Miss Congeniality 2". Sandra appears as Gracie Hart once again with new comical acts to show. After that we went to Timezone and played "Jurassic Parkand something like a ninja game. We have to shoot the dinosaurs if they try to eat us. It was so much fun, full of shouting and (swearing) as one by one we get eaten by those pesky critters. My friend was killed by a large T-Rex at the final part of Stage 1. When we got home, I can't say a thing.

On Resurrection Sunday, yesterday, John met me at Chowking to join Frank and Anita at Word Community Church. I was pestered with the worse case of diarrhea (or gastritis) that I can't concentrate mouthing (not singing since I was completely voiceless) the Praise and Worship songs. I even exited from the service to my private meditation in the CR... hehehe... After the service, the diarrhea went away as we are on our way to Edsa Shangri-la to have our lunch. We ate at "Bon-Appetit" where there was an endless supply of ice cream for dessert. That afternoon, I was due to go back to Baguio but John invited me to go with him at Los Baños to visit the wake of the mother of the friend of her sister. (Tatay! Peace! hehehe) Since I haven't visited that place and haven't been to UP Los Baños either, I decided to go with him and have a road trip, forgetting my trip back to Baguio. When I took up my UPCAT test when I was in high school, I passed and I'm supposed to study here. What life would it be if I've taken my college course there instead of Ateneo? Just wondering. When we got to UP Los Baños, I was quite amazed with the place because it's at the foot of Mt. Makiling and the area was filled with large trees, much like of a sanctuary within a forest. John gave me a tour around the whole campus for about an hour and we visited the wake. We got back in Manila by 11 and John accompanied me Victory Liner bus terminal that would bring me here in Baguio. I arrived in Baguio by 4:30 last morning.

Ready to Fly!



This post is dedicated to my brother, Aris who just graduated a few hours ago!!! Congratulations, bao! My brother, took a course in AB Fine Arts majoring in Painting at the Ford Academy of the Arts in Davao City, Philippines. Among his sketches including this one above can be found in his DeviantArt account. He also have numerous paintings (all of them stacked in our room) mostly of Medieval or Davao ethnic theme. But his specialty are his comics which are naturally very funny (You should've read them. Worth publishing!), drawn from day-to-day experience like the Ateneo community (in which he spent his 1st year in there) or his friends and classmates' lifestyle at his current school. My brother dresses weird like most artists but I'm glad he's less weird than most of them. Hehehe... Congratulations, bao, I pray I could produce publishing your comics someday.